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The Buy None Get One Free Contest is the simplest contest known to man. There was one that was easier in France, but it was shut down by the Freemasons. You do not have to buy anything: ever. Not from us, or from anyone else for that matter. Not even those pushy Girl Scouts.
Just sign up to be a member, which is free, and agree to receive our monthly newsletter and you'll automatically be entered in the 3x a day drawing. As a member you'll be eligible for even more free stuff, member's only benefits, discounts/sales, and other really cool junk. And the newsletter is great because unlike the typical, annoying newsletter, our newsletter is chock full of fun, and excitement. In effect we will be paying you: with laughter.
So, sign up to be a free member below for your chance to win Torsopants 3x a day, each and every day! That's over 1000 chances to win per year! |
