Hasbro trolls us all with new "Monopoly Longest Game Ever" Edition
Think the original Monopoly game takes forever to play? The folks at Hasbro have whipped up a new board that is sure to put our friends and family's sanity to the test this holiday season. Get ready for Monopoly LONGEST Game Ever.
With the most monotonous Monopoly gameplay ever by far, even bankruptcy won't save us. The game keeps going until someone owns all 66 properties on the board. It gets worse. If you've ever felt like having two dice has made you move across the board a little too quicky, Hasbro has fixed this by only including one die along with tortoise and hare tokens.
The game is only being sold on Amazon and is sure to be popular with people who plan to be snowed in for the next four months and have absolutely nothing else to do. From the product description:
- KEEP ON PLAYIN': Think the original Monopoly game takes forever to play? It's got nothing over this edition of the Monopoly game! Longest...Monopoly game...ever
- LONGER GAMEPLAY: Even bankruptcy won't get a player out of this Monopoly game! The game doesn't end until someone owns every single property -- and there are 3 versions of each in this board game
- EXTRA LONG GAMEBOARD: Believe us when we say it's long. It has 66 properties. And there is only one die; no more doubles. So sit back and get ready for a long time to get around the board
- FUN FAMILY GAME: Gather friends and family together to play (and play...and play...) this Monopoly board game. It ends when a player owns 16 streets, 4 railroads, 2 utilities, and all the properties
Featuring tortoise and hare tokens, and the longest Monopoly game board ever with multiple...and multiple (and multiple) properties, this is the longest version of the Monopoly game. A few different features in gameplay help make the game last longer such as no auctions allowed, and players get cash for landing on Free Parking. Run out of money? Just rip the bills in half along the dotted line. So pack a lunch, bring a change of clothes, and get ready to make it through Monopoly The Longest Game Ever!
